Coach Corner

The Strategy, Coach's Own Corner | with faces

Players are roled. We play "The Role Game". It's highly deathly.

Anu Meininki has revealed player role playing strategy on Monday 10.7.2006 mainly for other teams' and own safety. Team coach Jyrki Klismanni describes characteristics of each player and expectations.

Forward

Mola-Ahola 13: Hoping that will and skills for scoring are greater than reacting skills for unanswered phone calls. Shooting star.

Masa 69: Beam-Masa's condition is all open, but new club and will to show off to coach will push Masa forward extreme. I am expecting lusty Masa to receive long passes succesfully and sharp. Hungry fellow.

Simppa 57: Uncontrolled and instant destroying energy. Story tells they needed straitjacket and tank truck to transfer Simomatti to Anu Meininki. To bluff himself Simomatti is putting on clothing for a forwarder man. Team management admires Simomatti's strength to play match after match without tiredness. Team colleagues admire his car Taunus.

Teemu 23: Already a World Champion from last year swamp skiing, this year highly self-confident and incalculable fast forward. Late night carlossainz.

Tapsa 10: The way Tapani lives his everyday life represents man easeness to be alive, restless feets and boheme artist. Pretty damn good attributes for a team sport athlete, ha? Tapani's style of making music and sharing it with our team makes me want to coach this team even more. Role as a camp fire performer.

Midfield

Antti 2: Light, slender, pretty and fast like Mia Hamm. Cocu of the midfield.

Pekka Koskela 0: Pekka has big legs, exuberant legs. And with those Pekka runs. Turns midfield grass around running around.

Tupu 6: Our guardian father of the tournament. Leads feinted dark side midfielders out to the bright goal scoring hollywood spotlights. Or makes a fine pass to a decent forwarder to make a goal instead.

Defence

Apa 96: Last drop of defence line. Bright minded and sharp-witted. Handsome and attractive pure man engine. Has grown during past tournaments as a spiritual leader for himself.

Mika 11: Mad-Mika, furious defence soldier of defence forces. Founded playing in rough streets of Kasperi. Role model for young rising football starts. I am expecting Mika to get beyond the surface, over to the opponent back as fast as a lightning. Link role as a night guardian with Ville.

Junni 7: Emotional player, whose positiveness is unreserved as Wayne Rooney's. Stainless steel side defender.

Ville 17: The Pokerfaceman's face will turn strange only at the bench, with little help of belly acid. Bets his way out of kickbacks manipulating opponent forwarder minds. Roled alliance as night watcher and defencive player.

Kopa 00: Kopa is sizzling bath-house stove of Anu Meininki, the great solitary of swamps and side-mole man. Hoping to see hairyman Kopa swarming a lot in the defence zone and after party.

Goalkeeper

Fyrin´ 1: Mr. Representative. In the year 2006 tournament Jouni will threat opposing party and attackers with his long hair and membership of the economist union. Made assaults should be silenced with double chocolate boxing.

der Manager

Örni-Jukka: Not so many team has a manager like floated hound. Together, me and Örni-Jukka, we preproduce team members in Ballistick player brood-house of Oulu area. Pampered green free-range ballkicker fetuses seem to develop to most potential anumeininki-offsprings, although gene-manipulated Dutch plastic runners have been studied more than before with promising results.

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Joy from the balls and all the best, Yours Jyrki